dejacoendou:

hey-doesnt-he-rap:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

now we’re asking the real questions

As a twin, I can say my dick is definitely bigger than my sister’s.

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i don’t care if you’re 13 or 26 on tumblr we’re all the same age

unless you are 12.9

yeah if you’re 12.9 get out

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I’ve turned into someone else (x)

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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nonelikerae:

British tv

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snazziest:

if i die young it better be from eating raw cookie dough

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thebatmanchild:

who-lock-loki-lover:

angel-icaaa:

embr0:

I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

This ended completely different from what I expected

I like this. Don’t try to win someone’s love with gifts and flattery, just try to relate. It’s beautiful.

to all my homies out there who dig the stuff i dig

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